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Yoga hates me

The feeling is mutual. One day I hope to like it but I don’t see that happening any day soon. Out of all of the workout videos the yoga day is my least favorite. I imagine yoga is supposed to be peaceful. Inhale exhale fine your center kind of stuff. In a perfect world that is exactly what I would be doing. Unfortunately I need yoga for dummies before that will happen. The video goes way too fast for a clueless person. Instead of finding my center I’m yelling at the chick. I’m trying to figure out how to keep my head down but watch her to know what I’m supposed to be doing because I don’t know what all the poses are. The only pose that I know and look forward to at the end of the video is the corpse pose. I can definitely find my center in that position. Perhaps I should stop complaining and actually watch the video without trying to do the poses. Maybe then I can catch on. Insert lots of curse words here. For now…big middle finger to yoga day. The end. 


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